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Funny Pressure Washing Rap

Writer: Heath McKissickHeath McKissick

Yo, yo, yo, listen up, my friends I'm here to tell a tale that never ends It's all about my job, you see The one that keeps me busy as a bee


I'm a pressure washing pro, you know I got the skills and the gear to show From driveways to decks, I'm the man I'll clean it all up, like only I can


First, I pull out my pressure washer machine It's a mean, green, cleaning machine, if you know what I mean I hook it up to the hose, give it a twist And boom, it's ready to make things clean and crisp


I crank up the pressure, oh yeah The dirt and grime better beware I point the nozzle, take aim And the dirt just melts away, it's insane


I start with the driveway, it's a mess Oil stains and tire marks, nothing less But with my pressure washer, I'm in control The dirt and grime disappear, like a black hole


Next up, it's the deck, made of wood It's covered in mold, it's not looking good But with my pressure washer, it's a breeze The wood looks brand new, as if it were freshly squeezed


But here's the thing, my friends Sometimes, I gotta deal with some tricky bends Like when a customer wants me to clean The side of their house, it's not as easy as it seems


But I don't sweat it, I don't despair I'll get up on a ladder, I'll clean up there I'll make sure that house shines, oh yeah From the roof to the ground, it'll be crystal clear


So, if you need a pressure washing pro Someone who can make your dirt and grime go Just give me a call, I'm the one I'll make sure your property looks like it's in the sun


And with that, my rap comes to an end I hope you enjoyed it, my friend And if you need a pressure washing pro Just give me a call, yo!

 
 
 

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